Waking Up The Zombies
THURSDAY, FEB 16TH
"NO SIGN OF LIFE"
Eddie's sitting on my couch, and he looks over at me, then shakes his head.
"Looks like you're not having much success raising money for your Kickstarter project," he
says.
"Yeah. I noticed."
"You know what your problem is?" he asks.
"What's that?"
"You've called the book 'Waking Up The Zombies,' but it's not actually about zombies, right?"
"No, it's not. It's a metaphor for people who blindly follow Christianity, Eddie."
He nods.
"Then, shouldn't you call the book 'Waking Up The Metaphors?'"
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